Oyster River Teen Zone

Ninja Bear Found in Local Woods

In Uncategorized on July 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm

                                          By: Dragomir Dimitri Dragovitch

                                         (a writing exercise from a photo of a bear running in water)

The bear was last seen in the buscamos woods yesterday at 10:47 pm.  Local rednecks asked to comment on this bear refused to answer.  ” This bear is so ninja it could take on the yeti, the abominable snowman, and Chuck Norris at the same time”  says Joey McNelson, a local hunter and former Chuck Norris fanatic.  The only known photo was taken by Mr. McNelson.  What he failed to capture was the squad of navy seals that attempted to neutralize the bear.  Authorities are warning locals to not approach this bear.  They are telling you to call the hotline if you see the bear.  The number is, 1-800-what-the-crap-im-going-to-die-2784. 

 

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  1. well, i think that Dragomir Dimitri Dragovitch sounds like a very attractive and smart person. I think that people should give him lots of money.

  2. Is Mr. McNelson Irish or Scottish? Is the bear a metaphor for something else? Was the redneck’s name Bubba? I think I know him…..I like your sense of humor kid!

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