Oyster River Teen Zone

An Ode to Seinfeld

In Fiction, Poetry on July 28, 2011 at 2:56 pm

                                      By Dragomir Dimitri Dragovitch

                                  What is the deal with that ovaltine

                                     It is not even shaped like an oval

                                                      It is a cylinder

                                     It should be called cylindertine

                                    O great Seinfeld you make me laugh

                                         On at 7:00 the hilariousness starts

                                            Channel 14 it was channel 16

                                               Right before the Simpsons

                           With friends like George Castanza the jobless clutz

                                        Cosmo Cramer the crazed funnyman

                                                         Elaine the only girl

                                        And Jerry the professional comedian

                                               Yes nothing beats Seinfeld

                                            Nothing except the Simpsons

                                                                 And myself

                                               But that is another poem

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  1. That is the worst thing I’ve ever read! Just kidding – it is not only funny but so very true! Seinfeld is a god – I pray at his altar regularly. Keep up the clever, humorous writing Dragomir.

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