Photo Story Starter by Annie

Wet, sticky liquid drips down my leg.  “What, what happened?” I thought turning to lay on my back. “AHHHH!” I scream automatically turning back on my stomach.  As I turn my head I see it.  Those eyes.  That thing.  “What did you do?”. I shout at it, “Where did you come from?”. It all starts coming back to me.  I was walking through the woods when I saw him, just a statue.  Innocent, right?  Wrong.  It turned it’s head to face me, then tilted it’s head to the side.  I was mesmerized with those eyes,  I was frozen like a deer in the headlights.  Out of one eye came a dagger and the other fire.  The dagger sliced my leg and the fire scorched my back.  I still didn’t move.  I was still frozen.  Then it blinked. Down I fell, out cold.  The last thing I saw were its eyes.

An Ode to Seinfeld

                                      By Dragomir Dimitri Dragovitch

                                  What is the deal with that ovaltine

                                     It is not even shaped like an oval

                                                      It is a cylinder

                                     It should be called cylindertine

                                    O great Seinfeld you make me laugh

                                         On at 7:00 the hilariousness starts

                                            Channel 14 it was channel 16

                                               Right before the Simpsons

                           With friends like George Castanza the jobless clutz

                                        Cosmo Cramer the crazed funnyman

                                                         Elaine the only girl

                                        And Jerry the professional comedian

                                               Yes nothing beats Seinfeld

                                            Nothing except the Simpsons

                                                                 And myself

                                               But that is another poem

Ninja Bear Found in Local Woods

                                          By: Dragomir Dimitri Dragovitch

                                         (a writing exercise from a photo of a bear running in water)

The bear was last seen in the buscamos woods yesterday at 10:47 pm.  Local rednecks asked to comment on this bear refused to answer.  ” This bear is so ninja it could take on the yeti, the abominable snowman, and Chuck Norris at the same time”  says Joey McNelson, a local hunter and former Chuck Norris fanatic.  The only known photo was taken by Mr. McNelson.  What he failed to capture was the squad of navy seals that attempted to neutralize the bear.  Authorities are warning locals to not approach this bear.  They are telling you to call the hotline if you see the bear.  The number is, 1-800-what-the-crap-im-going-to-die-2784.